When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.