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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.