Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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shag your mom

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Go outside and pee.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.