Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.