eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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smoke marijuana

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.