When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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smoke marijuana

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.