Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When out I like to "people watch."

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.