I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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KICK THE CAN

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.