sit in the shower

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.