i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I always think I have special powers

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being super bored at school

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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sit in the shower

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.