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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)
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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.
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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool
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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.
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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.
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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!
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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...
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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.