ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I eat ass

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.