When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Say what even when u heard someone

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.