When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When out I like to "people watch."

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.