Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.