I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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jack off

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.