Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Take baths

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.