Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.