Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.