Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.