I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I have seen a UFO

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.