When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Say what even when u heard someone

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.