Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I always think I have special powers

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.