Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.