wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Fart at home

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.