sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Made after doomsday plans

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.