Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Made after doomsday plans

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Play Minecraft

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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hate Justin Bieber

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.