Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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wonder who wrote these things

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I want to suck on your penis

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.