When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Made after doomsday plans

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.