Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.