When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.