- Things You Think Only You Do

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

I pee in the shower. :3

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.