When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Talk to my cat.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.