when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.