When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.