Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.