I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.