Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.