When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.