I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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being super bored at shool

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Pee in the shower

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.