- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Set Fire to the Rain

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Poop naked.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.