I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Eat ice by itself

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.