When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Talk to my cat.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Poop naked.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.