get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.