- Things You Think Only You Do

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Play as both sides on fifa

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Still record on VHS tapes.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

I hate being called "buddy".

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.