Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.