- Things You Think Only You Do

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.