Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.