Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I eat ass

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.