I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.