- Things You Think Only You Do

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

I pee in the shower. :3

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Look at my poop before flushing

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.