I rehearse arguments in my head.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Pee in the shower

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.