Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.