I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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fap

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.