Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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k. everyone

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.