I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I can't trill my R's

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.