I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.