scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.