Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.