- Things You Think Only You Do

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.