When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.