- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I masturbate with sandpaper

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.