Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.