I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.