Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.