- Things You Think Only You Do

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.