Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Having gay sex

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.