whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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My parents are annoying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.