after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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check shower for murder then pee

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.