- Things You Think Only You Do

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

speak proper english

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

get really confused

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.