Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

wonder who wrote these things

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.