When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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wonder who wrote these things

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Pee in the shower

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.