Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.