Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Brake for tail-gaters

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.