when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Play with my own boobs for no reason

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.