Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.