Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.