google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.