In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I scratch and sniff.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I have seen a UFO

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.