Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Pee in the shower

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Still record on VHS tapes.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.