When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I never feel bored

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.