When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Pee in the shower

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.