You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I have seen a UFO

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.