i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.