Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.