When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.