i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.