Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.