In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.