I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I eat ass

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Ur mum

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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My parents are annoying.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.