I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.