Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.