sing like a pro in da shower

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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wonder who wrote these things

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Pee in the shower

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.