Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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check shower for murder then pee

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.