I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Pee in the shower

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.