Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Having gay sex

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Pee in the shower

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.