At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Pee in the shower

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.