say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Only use the left earphone.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.