Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I eat ass

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.