When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Vote for the other guy

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.