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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.
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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.
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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it
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get caught up in youtube comment arguments
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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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Poop naked.
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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.
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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.
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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.