Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

I eat ass

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.