poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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My parents are annoying.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.