pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.