pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.