- Things You Think Only You Do

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.