Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Set Fire to the Rain

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.