My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.