When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Pee in the shower

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Poop naked.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.