I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.