I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Play Minecraft

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.