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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.
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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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It's hot but I still have on covers
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.
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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.