when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.