never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Pee in the shower

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.