Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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speak proper english

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.