Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

thumb_up thumb_down -2

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Pee in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

thumb_up thumb_down -20

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

thumb_up thumb_down -56

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

thumb_up thumb_down -96

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.