- Things You Think Only You Do

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Thinking your life is a movie...

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Pee in the shower

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.