Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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I can't trill my R's

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I **** with no hands.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.