if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.