Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.