I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.