Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.