Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.