I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.