as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.