When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.