Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.