when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Picking my nose.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.