never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.