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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.