When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I hit the frig after sex

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.