I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.