Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I Masturbate Daily.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I chew my ice cream.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.