I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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fap

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.