When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

I Masturbate Daily.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.