Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.