When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Having gay sex

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Look at my poop before flushing

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.