When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I read the down voted posts

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.