I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.