When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.