laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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I have a phobia of incest

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.