When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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being super bored at shool

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.