Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.