Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.