I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Poo really loud

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Boinked my neighbor

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.