Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.