Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.