You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.