Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.