Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.