When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Poo really loud

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.