Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

listen to madonnas new album

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.