Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.