when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.