- Things You Think Only You Do

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.