after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.