Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.