use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.