I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.