Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.