- Things You Think Only You Do

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.