Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Eat ice by itself

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.