Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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The older I get the more honest I get

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.