When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Be a loner at school

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.