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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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