When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

bounce when your tip toeing.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Tear up when I poop

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.