- Things You Think Only You Do

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.