I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Courtesy flush.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.