- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I don't read the terms of service.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I lift my butt when I'm farting

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.