Stab myself on a daily basis

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.