- Things You Think Only You Do

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I read the down voted posts

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I don't read the terms of service.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.