Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Tear up when I poop

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.