- Things You Think Only You Do

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

listen to madonnas new album

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

try to give your friends spirit animals

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I have a phobia of incest

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.