When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.