When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Courtesy flush.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.