When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Sitting down in the shower

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.