When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I **** with no hands.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.