Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.