I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I read the down voted posts

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.