- Things You Think Only You Do

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.