Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.