when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I was the real Stig...

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.