sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.