Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.