Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.