I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.