talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Smoking in the shower.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.