When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.