Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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blink

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.