I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.