touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.