get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.