When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.