I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.