- Things You Think Only You Do

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

look at bins as i walk past them

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.