Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.