Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I piss in the bed every night

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Mayada stupid

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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fap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.