Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.