I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.