(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.