1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.