When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.