Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Tear up when I poop

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.